Turdus Maxiformis

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The Turdus maxiformis, not to be confused with the Turdus migratorius, (common name unknown) is a cryptic species of the thrush family Turdidae. The full range of the Turdus maxiformis is unknown but sightings of the maxiformis are known to occur infrequently in the classrooms of evangelical international K-12 campuses.

Eyewitness rendition of the elusive Turdus maxiformis

Eyewitness accounts of the Turdus maxiformis first began to surface in the Spring of 2018. The Turdus maxiformis is rumored to stand between 3 and 132 inches and prey on the Biology grades of struggling students.

Turduses… Turdi(?) are NOT to be approached. Doing so may result in simulataneous spontaneous combustion of all internal organs.